The Second Coming May Not Involve A Religious Figure After All
According to New York Magazine, "Not since Jesus has a baby been so
eagerly anticipated" and publications across the world are in
agreement. What baby has mankind on countdown and paparazzi braving
lions, tigers, bears and each other? None other than the offspring of
the Jolie and Pitt union.
Destined to be celebrity royalty Angelina and Brad's child will
grace the covers of magazines worldwide, but which will get the
exclusive? Knowing that publications are willing to pay millions -
executives at BetCRIS Sportsbook posted the probabilities:
What print media outlet will get the exclusive first photos of Jolie-Pitt Baby?
- People / 1 to 1
- Maxim / 8 to 1
- Sports Illustrated / 15 to 1
- National Enquirer / 1.4 to 1
- US Magazine / 1.6 to 1
- The Star / 1.4 to 1
- Page Six / 2.5 to 1
- Time / 20 to 1
- Another / 10 to 1
- No exclusive photos / 1 to 1.4
And because no baby talk would be complete without the new TomKat addition:
What print media outlet will get the exclusive first photos of Holmes-Cruise Baby?
- People / 1 to 1
- Maxim / 8 to 1
- Sports Illustrated / 15 to 1
- National Enquirer / 1.4 to 1
- US Magazine / 1.6 to 1
- The Star / 1.4 to 1
- Page Six / 2.5 to 1
- Time / 20 to 1
- Another / 10 to 1
- No exclusive photos / 1 to 1.4
"There is no doubt that Brad and Angelina's baby will be exceedingly sought after," said BetCRIS
CEO, Mickey Richardson. "Not only are the parents the two most stunning
individuals in Hollywood, but their story reads like a soap opera!
Heartbreak, love, affairs, quests to save the world - Brad and Angelina
put day time television to shame."